I think my life’ll run out before my work does, you know? I’ve designed it that way.
- Townes Van Zandt (via thatwhileifound)
it was the busta rhymes, it was the worsta rhymes
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
For two seasons we wanted to do an episode where Jeff Winger pretended there was a class called ‘Nicolas Cage Appreciation,’ and then the Dean caught them and as punishment to them he was going to make that a real class and force them to watch all the Nicolas Cage movies in one night. The thing about Nicolas Cage movies is… unless you’re a total cynical dick, you have to embrace the fact that Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor. He’s done a lot of weird, dumb movies, but that was supposed to be the point of the episode — that Nicolas Cage is a metaphor for God, or for society, or for the self, or something. It’s like — what is Nicolas Cage? What is he? Is he an idiot? Or a genius? Can you write him off, or is he inexplicably bound to your soul?
- Dan Harmon (x)
“One night we really drunk, and we were so drunk that we decided to hire prostitutes. But when they arrived at the hotel we were too scared to do anything so we brought them to a fair. They were really nice. In the end they only charged us half, but we did have to pay for all the rides.”
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